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Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:06:05 1919402601
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English thread.
Let's check knowledge of an average anonymous.
Just answer a couple of questions.
1) How long have you been studying English?
2) Why do you study a foreign tongue?
3) Do you have any English speaking friends?
4) What's your current level?
_________
1) I've been studying English for 1 year and 3 month. Fortunately, I was lucky enough to start it overseas.
2) In order to never go back to Russia.
3) I had many of them, but we have drifted apart, however I'm still in touch with 3 people from different countries.
4) According to the IELTS, I managed to get a B2 level(7, 6, 6.5,6.5).

Feel free to correct mistakes
23/02/19 Суб 04:10:42 1919403282
>>191940260 (OP)
Один из самых уебищных языков. Их коверканья латинских слов и невнятные мямли просто не возможно слушать.
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:12:49 1919403593
>>191940328
Why do you think so? Explain your position.
23/02/19 Суб 04:16:50 1919404204
>>191940359
Говорят невнятно, не чётко:
Р не выговаривают, ф ебанутая, с ебанутая, немецкую и латинскую ц не умеют.
Коверкания немецких и латинских слов, отсуствие орфографии как таковой:society[сосайти], social[сошл].
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:21:17 1919404905
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>>191940260 (OP)
1)Technically, i have been learning this shit for my entire life. Look, school classes (5-11 grade), university classes(4 years), therefore average anon has been learning english for 10y. That is a bit sad, cause if you get learning in straight way you will be able to write/read/speak in 6mo.
2) Cause in 21 century every human must speak english, especially a white human LOL.
3)Unfortunately, no. But i would. The issue is my socialisation.
4) I have no idea. I bet B2+. But as any human livin in non-english speaking society, i have some problems with speaking. I mean face-to-face, voice-to-voice.
It would funny to know, what do you think about my english? What i should to pay attention?? etc
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:23:42 1919405186
>>191940420
> Говорят невнятно, не чётко:
> Р не выговаривают, ф ебанутая, с ебанутая, немецкую и латинскую ц не умеют.
Each language has its own rules in terms of pronunciation, even Russian. For instance, you write "o", but pronounce "a"
> Коверкания немецких и латинских слов, отсуствие орфографии как таковой:society[сосайти], social[сошл].
I'd like to notice, that there are many languages that have taken foreign words. Furthermore, it makes easier the process of learning, so you should take it as an advantage.
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Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:26:50 1919405769
>>191940490
would be funny* Gentlemen, apologize for my fault.
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:29:54 19194063110
HELLO!!! IS ANYBODY HERE?OP???
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Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:32:00 19194066312
>>191940639
So let us make some fucking noise. How was your day?
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>>191940663
> So let us make some fucking noise. How was your day?
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Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:35:33 19194071617
>>191940260 (OP)
1) for a while lol
2) IT literature and all this stuff
3) only my drunk friend. Ifk why he likes to speak eng during parties, but nevermind, dats funny lol
4) b1-b2 idk
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:35:41 19194071918
>>191940490
> 1)Technically, i have been learning this shit for my entire life. Look, school classes (5-11 grade), university classes(4 years), therefore average anon has been learning studies english for 10y. That is a bit sad, cause because or cuz if you get learning ??? learn in a[/b ]straight way you will be able to write/read/speak in 6mo.
> 2) Cause (look the aforementioned mistake in 21 century every human must should/ought to
speak english, especially a white human. What do you mean by that? LOL.
> 3)Unfortunately, no. But i would. The issue is my socialisation.
> 4) I have no idea. I bet B2+. But as any human livin'/g in a non-english speaking society, i have some problems with speaking. I mean face-to-face, voice-to-voice.
> It would funny to know, what do you think about my english?
I'd say your English is rather good, compared to other Russian people.
>What i should to pay attention?? etc
Articles

mb I'm wrong about some mistakes
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:36:52 19194073619
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Аноним # OP 23/02/19 Суб 04:37:16 19194074522
23/02/19 Суб 04:38:00 19194075523
Hues, opezdolbl
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:41:03 19194079324
It's either you get retardedly sloppy trying to pose as a cool gent who just kinda happens to know English, OR you get too stiff in expressing your opinion/idea/feeling/what have you.
TLDR: go practice some more and don't get caught up in your own idea of what English is all about.
Ain't answering that gay poll of yours, lad
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:42:45 19194081925
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>>191940260 (OP)
1) 5 years or so
2) want to become an interpreter
3) not atm
4) B2-C1 I'm not really sure
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:43:23 19194082926
>>191940716
Why do Russian speakers try to write like native?
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Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:46:30 19194086629
Oh... u from english?
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>>191940829
It's like swear words in Russia u know. I believe slang makes me feel any language deeper btw there aren't someone who blame me cuz of this
As I know there r just few people who know engl better than me in my society
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Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:54:41 19194096341
>>191940941
Which effectively makes u a pidor, my friend. Welcome to the club, buddy!
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:56:27 19194098342
>>191940719
Ебать мой хуй у тебя разметка и язык
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:57:50 19194099443
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:58:39 19194100244
>>191940915
Тотально обосрался с английским, зато акронимов навтыкал
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:58:47 19194100445
>>191940994
Only if you let me put a finger in your ass.
Deep dark fantasy...
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:59:03 19194100646
Да хуета этот ваш ΕηΓΛιш
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 04:59:22 19194100747
>>191940983
What's wrong with the language?
Use my phone, that's why
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Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:00:49 19194102349
>>191941015
It's a deal, since I thought about making it three hundred.
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:00:58 19194102750
>>191941002
Да и хуй с ним, у меня еще вся жизнь есть чтобы его хорошо выучить
За устную речь не спрашивали, так что пока я себя не запрягаю этим
ну да, само собой со случайного feel myself препод-натив поторфлил, но в целом по кайфу обстановка
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:09:07 19194111651
!!!NOW THATS OFFICAL RICARDO THREAD!!!
Share ur webm here
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>>191940260 (OP)
>1) How long have you been studying English?
Since childhood.
>2) Why do you study a foreign tongue?
I don't know why. Because I can, maybe. Or maybe not.
>3) Do you have any English speaking friends?
Yes, my uncle, I think I can call him my friend because he is friendly.
>4) What's your current level?
23. B2 TOEFL
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>>191941193
No nigga The Ostentatiously Eerie Fucking Ligma
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:23:37 19194126758
/gg/
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:23:46 19194126959
>>191941255
Only sugondeze ppl use ligma in 2019 my dude
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:26:59 19194130360
>>191940260 (OP)
> 1) How long have you been studying English?
I've never studied English on purpose. Due to my profession, I'm forced to use it all the time. No matter if I want to.
> 2) Why do you study a foreign tongue?
View the reply above.
> 3) Do you have any English speaking friends?
None of them. Ama bitard.
> 4) What's your current level?
Intermediate? Upper? The only one thing I know for sure - it sucks.
23/02/19 Суб 05:28:17 19194131261
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:28:56 19194131462
>>191941269
What makes you think im not sugandian racist scum?
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:30:27 19194132463
>>191941251
Yeah. Honestly, this is the only ways I use English, only for receive information, english-to-receive and english-to-send are almost different languages, I can write simple sentences avoiding complex things (e.g. some crazy tenses), of course, but nothing more. And even worse with speaking. B
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:31:28 19194133264
>>191941324
> this is
You see, that is what i am talking about, these are of course.
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:32:54 19194134365
>>191941324
>B
Because I am autistic creature and I don't like to communicate, I like reading books and listening to lectures or music or something else.
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:33:48 19194135366
>>191941343
>Because I am autistic
I am an autistic, another mistake.
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 05:34:59 19194136467
>>191940260 (OP)
1) Not long enough. About 10 years, give or take with a huge breaks.
2) It's a good tool for consuming more original content, primarily TV shows, but also movies, youtube. Understanding English helps me a lot with finding the right information on the internet.
3) I do not. Got just one good friend. He is not into English. Don't know why.
4) I can understand speech of native speakers in most cases. Something around 8,5 of 10 times I can process correctly. As for grammar or talking in English myself. Well, this is difficult for me. I'm very bad at this.
This is humiliating. Can we not create threads like this in the future? Thanks.
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FOREIGN TONGUE
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>>191940260 (OP)
1) For 18 years, lol. Never really studied it though. There was english lessons in my school since 1st grade and I was not so good at it untill I started to listen bands like Scorpions and play videogames with subtitles.
2) I don't. I just use it as far as I can, reading news in english, playing games in english, listening songs in english, watching movies and TV series in english, sometimes writing emails in english on my job and reading answers.
3) One of my friends is able to understand english in text, but we never tried to talk in english so I can't say for sure if he is speaking it or not.
4) Have no idea. I'm able to do most of things i described before without any major problems, but language in books is too complicated for me and I don't have much practice in writing and speaking, so those skills of me are not so good as listening and reading.
Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 07:32:03 19194273474
>>191940260 (OP)
1) since 4th grade
2) I'm into languages a bit. Also playing vidya in the childhood was a strong incentive
3) working in an international enterprise so naturally yes
4) B2-C1. I passed the internal test of my uni for C1 but the certificate could hardly be used anywhere, it's not ielts or anything close to it, so I'm not sure that was a genuine test of my language skills
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Аноним 23/02/19 Суб 07:33:43 19194275876
Oh, American boy yes bitch? I kill you mother and fuck her in big black hole. How do you do boy? Sasisa my Pisa eeee boy
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>>191942768
I’m important person yes bitch. Do you want my big penis ?
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