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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:44:57  188656538  
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:45:31  188656571
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:46:01  188656601
че блять
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:46:39  188656635
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:47:23  188656687
>>188656635
Это австралийцы епты
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:47:23  188656689
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:49:56  188656827
>>188656538 (OP)
Hi my bitard friend.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:50:31  188656860
>>188656827
how is tvoe dela?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:51:08  188656898
>>188656827
Hi,my little firend!
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:51:39  188656928
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:52:26  188656974
privet )))))
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:53:25  188657020
London is the great britain
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:54:13  188657074
>>188657020
iz ze kepitol ov greit britan!
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 18:54:53  188657105
>>188657020
alright
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 19:00:20  188657391
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 19:02:39  188657537
>>188656538 (OP)
+15 центов
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 19:30:44  188658895
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 19:40:05  188659363
>>188657020
Oi mate wher is yor breathe loicense?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:19:16  188661190
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:27:24  188661552
>>188656538 (OP)
elo
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:37:14  188661909
In da hole, under earth live - was hobbit.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:37:43  188661928
>>188656538 (OP)
op dick
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:44:23  188662193
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:48:46  188662418
>>188656538 (OP)
vkatilsa v tred
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:50:12  188662487
>>188656538 (OP)
kak dela, rebjzta? chto novogo?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:53:08  188662636
darova,ebat)
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:54:09  188662685
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I'm so sad and lonley. is there adnybody out here?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:56:24  188662818
>>188662685
come here :( i'll hold u tight my little friend
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:57:39  188662891
Here I am
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 20:58:04  188662917
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>>188662818
giving you a warm hug, pall.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:00:02  188663032
Lets just talk about something
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:03:15  188663203
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>>188662636
>>188662818
>>188662891
>>188663032

hi, guys! glad to see you here!
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:04:46  188663283
How long have you been practicing language?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:05:30  188663327
>>188663032
suggest something. tell us, how long do you speak english, for example.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:06:21  188663372
>>188663283
>>188663327
thinking same thing!
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:07:20  188663422
Hi gays what's up
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:09:15  188663511
>>188663283
since my second grade at school. it means 24 years ago.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:09:38  188663533

>>188663327
I enroled two years ago... And it was truly difficult at first... But then...
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:10:31  188663574
Ruso-Ivans try into eng language???????????????????????????????
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:11:50  188663642
>>188663511
then three years in university. that's all. sometimes I think, I should go graduete somewhere to get upper intermediate... but I'm too lazy.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:11:52  188663645
>>188663574
And what?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:12:18  188663668
hello i am british man from england
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:13:04  188663710
>>188663533
not bad for two years.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:13:37  188663732
>>188663668
glad for you.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:14:24  188663764
kurwa matka
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:15:11  188663799
>>188663032
There's always the same problem with these threads - nothing to talk about in English. Even if some subject does manage to arise, it ends up being some cringy basic-structure-sentence dialogue, which winds down almost immediately.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:15:12  188663800
>>188656538 (OP)
Igor, you? Remember me? I'm your classmate. I recognized you by your schizoid words and vysery. Do you remember how the whole class pissed you into a mug in the third grade, on a sweet tooth? You drank more, licked your lips and asked for supplements. And then your father came to take you away, the same janitor who raped a dog on Vernadsky and received a suspended sentence for stealing the processed cheese in a shop. He entered the class, everyone began to laugh, and you crap under you from shame, and then said that you would hate your life as a janitor, but in 9th grade, when you went to the raid to otpidd, they let you go in a circle, after which eight seams were put on your anus. How are you, Igoryan?

Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:15:37  188663815
How's it going, everyone?
I got ill, but I have to work tomorrow...
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:15:44  188663824
>>188663710
Sometimes it’s still feels like I don not have enough words to describe something really complicated... feelings, talk about whatever I want to... i think it’s ‘cause my active vocabulary
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:15:56  188663833
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:16:05  188663845
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>>188663668
How much muslim cocks do you sucked, cuck?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:18:18  188663933
>>188663800
How am I losing with you, omega-obosranets. You often repeat to yourself in front of the mirror that you are not bursting at school, look at you, the speed whores will start giving. Kill yourself, not a man.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:19:07  188663974
>>188663824
enrich it, your vocabulary. read english books, watch movies whith subtitles. it's usefull and nice.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:19:52  188664005
>>188663815
same shit, bro!
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:19:54  188664006
>>188663974
Better read Petti Lincola
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:21:10  188664061
>>188663933
I won’t even read this vyser of the vigilanous daunidzy, just walk through his pimply ebalnik and nass for the collar of the serf, so that it would not happen to yelp without permission. Free, streamline.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:21:45  188664089
>>188663574
Буржуй? Пади сюды, начинай позу стула и слушай. Ты когда хочешь начинать thinking about Russian, ты что ебанутое? There's not проживания в консервных банках, dude. I mean ты помираешь here because you are don't understand what do u do. Надеюсь я понятно говорю как начинать thinking,что бы не сосанing хуев в консервных банках? Я совсем плохой на учебниках Станиславского, но ебать brother Lui Lui , тебе лучше living on an nigger big black cock! There are заебись зарплаты there. Do you know what I'm saying? We have very short запчасти, мы голодания со времен Stalin изнасилование на фронте Soviet army, many водка. People start drinking alcohol in my ass. Рыгают на кресле и making funfiriki. Run man! Run like your daddy in the Vietnam war.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:23:00  188664140
>>188664089
You're the same McDuck teller from / soc / who nearly got raped by 4 Czechs, right? I recognized you by the characteristic grammatical errors and inability to express your thoughts. Well, you again rushed to the whole thread about your problems? It was not enough for you when the circle of honorable and oldfazh boyars nadudonil together on your head, so much so that then you wrote another month angry complaints at / d /, waving your bleeding asshole. When you calm down, unhappy imbecile, the lot of which is to pick up leftovers from normal people and people who have lived in life and stop unsubscribing from threads with your schizoid problems. It would be better for your father to cut the penis so that he would not give birth to such a creature.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:23:01  188664142
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>>188664006
last book i read
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:24:45  188664214
My english languare is very bad. I need google translate because many english words i don't inderstand. How you lern this hard languare?

I see stream's in Twich in english and watch anime with english subtatles, but my level - this post in /b

Lol
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:25:53  188664259
Hi folks, don't you wanna suck my dick off? :з
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:27:18  188664310
>>188664142


I tried “iron heel” not so recently ago, and it was too touch for me
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:28:13  188664356
>>188664140
Oh, Manka, you're right out of your skin to get another batch of Golden nectar right into your unwashed mouth. Pssss-psssss. And now I give you permission to finish with something unintelligible and finally finally drown in a pit of feces.Bald, well, why are you talking about yourself in the third person? As I said before, there is only one completely illiterate down with MDK level projections and this down — you in the thread. Your curves posts I'm detecting on times, so doubly goes funny, when you're trying to mince and nasasyvat very itself.Omega-drysch plz don't cry, I didn't so much pierce. You just calm down, and now will begin on the offender arrows to throw and dream about the anus.Petocz, I already wrote earlier, take your eyes from geppy and see. Oh yeah, I fucked your mother in the ass. Also, jump off the roof, cocksucker.You fucking schizoid, can you Express yourself properly? Your stream of consciousness to read is simply not possible. There is a feeling that you have a broken thinking or speech incoherent. It's just a verbal noise. Take your pills and don't forget to see the psychiatrist you're seeing.My IQ is 1.5 times higher than yours. Plus, you're a normal-minded sociopath and just a mentally healthy person. So you have eblom in the stool, and lay silently all the shit to swallow, but if you don't like something - get the fuck out of Vkontakte back.No matter how much shit you make up about me, chilling your asshole, you still remain an envious virgin who dries on fish herring and meat hole, constantly whines in the thread and tries to discredit me and spoil my reputation, and at night you suck a banana in your ass and imagine that you are a nyashny trapik. You hardly have enough money even for Rollton. You're just a complete, flawed motherfucker, and you'll always be. It's a pity your parents, they wanted a son, and vitrales here is a purulent degenerative defective sizewise.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:28:47  188664384
>>188664005
My maaan, I'm glad I'm not alone.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:30:36  188664463
>>188664356
While you are doing everything possible so that the brain can write something new, I will not be able to show it and look at the monitor, and the prices of the shares of my companies soar into the skies.
Continue to make me laugh, misunderstanding. I really like.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:30:43  188664470
>>188664214
I’m watching without them. Cause when I turn them on, I read instead of listening real speech
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:31:06  188664484
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:32:27  188664547
>>188663824
The best way to learn is speaking out loud. When you really need to use the word to express a particular thought, the brain just picks it up and stores it. That's why it's so important to retell various texts, voice records or videos. I believe that it's the single most effective technique that gave me a significant boost in my English.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:32:48  188664566
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>>188664384
no, you are not alone! be strong, keep spirit high!
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:33:06  188664578
>>188664463
Eat shit, motherfucker. Who are you to tell me, a man, a place in life? Why do you think, charlatan, that someone should listen to you attentively and shake someone else's dubious model of the world order on yc, instead of working on his own, improving it every day in step with the times? Xyecoc you, not authority. Pick up your shit and go and feed them to their mother, pripadok. I, too, blead', the philosopher, the idol of millions. Fuck out of here went to co for its noodles, I didn't catch? You're gonna hang it up for lumpen, and here's a group of self-respecting people. However, you bastard. A because many idiots get paid pdobnaya apuseram for their propaganda lectures. Get out of here, you worthless prick. Came to diegelmann and began among them to shit, trying to give his shit for something super-neobhodimoe. Ho did not work, fed the bastard in full. Now get out of here and don't come back, puppy.Lol! And again the whole thread is laughing at spermatogonial How long will you consume the urine, which the whole thread c love descends into your smelly Rotaru? Your pathetic attempts to promote your shit will only lead to another act of ejaculation on your face. Oh, yeah, you love that case? Like swallowing cum? So swallow it, eat it, suck my dick all y thread and play local proshmandovka, just know that it will not pacify the gentlemen who are once again going to kick you in your rotten hole and crush you like a worm. We didn't forget your pictures that you posted a thread where you were jerking off to his sleeping father, or shove up your anus stick syrokopchenki. I hope you are castrated to genes such nothingness is not transferred to anyone else and your disgusting family of degenerates and razmerov over you when you die from suffocation, swallowing unwashed member of the homeless in zabroski. Rotten rotten hole, hear my message and fulfill it soon.The half-witted degenerate tries to joke and wag his ass, how cute, really. I went outside one day, and I realized something was wrong. Looked at the asphalt for about 30 minutes, and only then realized that I was standing not on the Earth, and your fat mother is a whore. Decided to walk to the FSB building, but instead found her shattered anus.Why did you destroy that microbe like that? HE is now with the guy blankly down will begin in a panic to run around and spin and then relish prosretsya for themselves and will die.You're the cashier McDuck from / soc / who almost got raped by 4 Czechs, right? Recognize your typical grammatical errors and inability to Express their thoughts. Well, what are you again blurred on the whole thread about their problems? It wasn't enough, when the circle of honor and aldanah boyars together nadutamil on your head, so much so that you then another month wrote angry complaints in /d/, waving his bleeding asshole. When you calm down, the unfortunate imbecile, whose destiny is to pick up the scraps from normal and successful people in life and stop unsubscribing in the threads with their schizoid problems. I wish your father had cut off his cock so he wouldn't bring such a creature into the world.You stupid fucking vyser vomit from a member of your father, for Great People hourly pushing slingshot the most beautiful females of the Earth, we have more sex than all the other men of the Earth combined, we have millions of children — a new generation of Soldiers of Steel, the sons of Odin and Thor, we have the longest members, the strongest potency and the sweetest sperm, and every woman of the Earth wants to have a child from us.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:33:58  188664623
>>188664578
Poor humiliated degenerate hike seriously decided to be on duty in the thread. Omegas are always like that, when they break, they are on duty in threads and respond to each post until the nurse calls for food.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:35:00  188664680
>>188664578
>Xyecoc you
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:35:52  188664723
>>188664470

No

I inderstand english, I read your message and sense you.

But when I need to write something, I missing. I can't make the word order. I use easy words. This is so stupid.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:36:11  188664742
>>188664623
Another defective with a pussy under his nose decided to share his fucking necessary and important opinion. This embittered the shit you need in humane to kill a lousy dog that would not have spun under my feet.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:37:40  188664809
>>188664742
Sorry, what? I can not make out anything, my cock in your mouth prevents you from speaking. So do I start to fuck you in the mouth or pull out a member and take up your ass? Blink eyes 1 time if the first and blink 3 times if the second.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:38:39  188664855
>>188664809
When I brought your mother, then she shit you out. I shit on the table, grunting. I have no idea how a piece of shit like that can write or think. I should have flushed you down the toilet, not the bag and the trash. Your mother is crazy and she collects shit in the garbage.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:40:23  188664954
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:40:24  188664955
>>188664855
Why do you post it here? Do you think this is interesting to anyone, pathetic omegan? Probably alcohol parents again beat the crap out of you, and here you are, as an aside, trying to assert yourself. But everyone can see what a flawed and worthless loser you are. Go jump off the roof, huesosina.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:40:59  188664981
>>188664723
You must sense a native . Here is a problem. And it’s like here’s only one way out - real time conversations
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:41:06  188664989
>>188664955
Broke out, punched you in the jaw, knocked you out. Then took off pants, squatted back to you, and strained. I started thinking about something eternal, distant, but shit didn't go, and I started thinking about you. Suddenly my sphincter relaxed,and hot brown liquid poured from it. It flooded almost everything-your hair, your forehead, eyes, nose, mouth. You were lying unconscious, covered in liquid diarrhea, where you could make out pieces of undigested food. That disgusting sight made me vomit and I started puking on your face. It all came out-and recently eaten Shawarma with a strike, and cookies with tea, and even something from yesterday morning. Around us stood an unbearably disgusting smell, from which I vomited again and again. Finally, I calmed down, got up, cleaned up, and left home. In advance I wish you a nice awakening, the stooge
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:41:42  188665022
>>188656538 (OP)
Krzyś?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:43:24  188665094
>>188664981
>>188664723
>sense
Please don't use this word, as it doesn't make any sense in this particular connotation.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:43:54  188665130
>>188664989
I lose from the vagabond degradation, which has broken from the awareness of its bydlovatosti and narrowness, and he did not come up with anything better than how to fatten, but in the end he crap himself and slipped on his own pool of excrement fell right into his shit. Nice
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:44:20  188665151
>>188665130
While you're straining your pathetic excuse for a brain to write your next worthless vyser, I slowly SIP Amaretto and look at the terminal monitor enjoying the spectacle of my company's stock prices soaring into the sky.
Keep making me laugh, misunderstanding. I like it a lot.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:46:04  188665230
>>188665151
I sit now, drink a multi-year smoothie for 700 euros, on the street is my Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport for $ 1.7 million, ah I forgot, I am in Palermo, Italy in a villa for 30,000,000 euros, her way created by the famous architect, the area of ​​the villa is 1000 sq m, the area of ​​the plot is 3000 sq m, exotic plants grow on the plot. Soon my chef will prepare Florentini pizza with gold chips for 1,400 euros and a portion of elite tangerines with dates for 300 euros, by the way, how is your monthly salary. I recently traveled on the Benetti Blake FB 803 yacht, bought it for only $ 25,000,000, traveled to the word with elite Mediterranean women, sipped The Macallan in Lalique whiskey for $ 200,000, ate delicious Black Diaomond ice cream for $ 1000/10 grams. Tomorrow I will go to a meeting with the kings of the mafia, we will play golf on the island of Favignana.

Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:46:17  188665241
>>188665230
This is torn, wow, and I thought I wouldn't see such a savory breakup of a fart.
You probably thought I would jump in here and everyone will put in place its so fucking important, but when you put that above your understanding, you just ripped my ass from vnezapnogo understanding of their inferiority?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:46:45  188665260
The thread has sunk in shit
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:47:17  188665282
>>188665241
Why did you start writing about yourself in the third person, down? If you have something to say on the topic of the thread, then I will listen to you with joy. But you, on the contrary, are engaged in systematic shitposting and trolling.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:48:53  188665361
>>188665282
Oh, this motivational extruded from dotted Manya. Squeezed fresh govoha on the snout of the crazed schizophrenic. Not only do you datatrade was again piss?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:51:46  188665507
>>188665361
Today I decided to order a specialty Florentine for 14,999 rubles with a portion of chapel peppers, mmm, and my favorite garlic sauce. How did I lose from the courier, omezhka-hlyupik with shaking hands took from me 20,000 rubles divided into five thousandth bills. I almost fart with a gravy of laughter, when he stretched out his thin little voice "p-p-p-p-pardon me at mum-mn-mn-nya surrender nn-n-n". Well, I had to get my tanned and fat dick, thirty centimeters long and give him the opportunity to work.You should have seen how the eyes of this fagot glittered, of course, he was all wrong, he turned red at once, but I patted him on the shoulder in a fatherly manner and dropped him to my knees. With what greed he sucked my huge dick, I took out a slice of pizza and lowered an abundant amount of sperm, as a sauce, so that this omezhka would eat and get stronger. I told him that I would cook ochko, because next time I will order two more pizzas for myself and I will definitely ask you to send it as a courier.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:56:46  188665726
HOW MANY FLIGHTERS, BITCH? HOW MUCH OF FLIGHTER, CATTLE, FUCK? December 7, 1941 the Japanese fleet consisting of 6 aircraft carriers: Akagi, Kaga, Hiryu, Soryu, Shokaku and Zuykaku; as well as two battleships: Hii and Kirishima - appeared on the traverse of the island of Oahu in the Hawaiian Islands. The first air force attack consisted of 50 Zero fighters, 40 torpedo bombers and 81 dive bomber. As a result of this raid, 4 battleships of the American fleet were sunk. What ships? WHAT SHIPS? Arizona, West Virginia, Oklahoma and Maryland. IT IS NECESSARY TO KNOW if you studied in the sixth school. THIS IS A CLASSIC FUCK! HOW MANY FIGHTERS, BITCH? HOW MUCH OF FIGHTER, CATTLE, FUCK? Now our army is focused on these officers. At least those few who fucked Americans in the ass. You need to know this, shit. And fuck Nahuy! WELL GO HERE, BITCH, FUCK, SHIT DOG, fuck, and, fuck. So, well, right now, they will bring tea, we will continue, continue, continue ... Though you are an idiot, but ... I think that this information will be useful to you, at least in the next hour.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 21:59:32  188665872
I sniff my farting. I like to eat tight, sit down at the laptop, open dvach, and squeeze the gas off. Particularly pungent smell is obtained when shit is just about to exit, and want to shit. I always, when the farthest, offer a palm to the bottom and greedily scoop the air, bringing the fragrance to the nose. This has already become a habit. Even with people, I sometimes forget what propriety is. Just standing and bastard ...
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:01:15  188665962
You know when I broke down, anon?
Probably, at 12, when instead of pawing Mashka from a parallel — in which, over the summer, branches of the tits — like all the ehochins did, I read a book in class.
Probably at 13, when instead of thumping with friends, I played computer games. Dad then looked at this garbage and sent me on my birthday with a friend in a cafe, so that at least I tried alcohol. Funny and sad.
Probably, at 14, when I realized that in vain I dreamed of becoming an astronaut. After all, people fuck on space, they want a car-flat-seksaktroy, but not to fly to the cold stars. And I after all believed ebany fiction. I believed that the time of starships would come. The colonies. Flying. Alien - but already belonging to people of the sky with other constellations. And in that year I was eating chocolate with tiles and roared into the pillow, like a little girl from unrequited love. I remember, I decided to confess to her for the New Year. It was snowing. I struggled through the overloaded network, confessed to a stinging tongue ... and in response received my first "You're Like a Brother" to me. Since then, I have often heard that.
Probably, at 15, when all my classmates knew firsthand what sex was. And Dad sent me to the women with a friend, lol. True, blyadstvo did not work, lal. Probably my father did not want me to feel flawed. Dad just wanted a normal son for him.
Probably at 16, when my brother hanged himself. And I felt guilty about it.
No, anon, I'm sorry. I know that most likely you had worse. I was not hunted, not rotting, not pizdili. I even had friends. True, now I’m already an adult and can self-bother and otpizdit without outside help. At the same time I have forgotten how to communicate with people. And I do not know why other people live. After all, they have some purpose in life. And I never found mine. Love? Come on, anon. This is the dirtiest garbage that people come up with. She will lift you up to heaven, like a Simon bore, and then fuck you from all over the ground to the ground. So that you crawl, gathering yourself in pieces, so that you glue hope from scraps (including from scraps of a bunch). And fuck you again.
Yes, I know, I'm a whining ebany. You can shower shit.
Maybe I just gave up already. I have not read fiction for a long time. Fuck them, fagots, who once gave me faith in space.
Do you know how I celebrated NG? Go to bed fuck. Yes, yes, I parade a pizdel - even here, on aib, that cocoon, a new cat Ninuzhyn. But in fact, a week before him, I was hysterical, like a psnitz woman. Because I remember how in childhood New Year was a fairy tale. Christmas tree, the smell of pine needles and tangerines, candles, excitement when you unwrap a gift. And every fucking time, when this bitch date sneaks up on you, you're lying. And wait. You expect that, as in childhood, there will be a fairy tale. You will meet the money supply, find the goal in life, you will be happy, you will become healthy. And then you get tired of waiting. And go to bed. Thinking about suicide. As usual. And as usual, you are not killed. But what if...? Well, suddenly something good will happen. Someday. After all, it must, right?
Cynically you pizdish anons that chan is not needed, the hole is overvalued. But you want, Anon. Deep down, you hide even this desire from yourself. After all, it is shameful for the beatard. But still you want. Not even fucked. Not boobs. Not deepthroat-a and hardcore sex.
Heat Lasky. To pat on the head, fucking, and hugged. Because you lousy. To let know that you are not alone, and for some reason you need someone, except for mom and dad. Here are just a fairy tale left in the books.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:05:00  188666156
Dvach, it’s probably the time to share your innermost with you ... Your curse. His vice. I have been reading you for a long time - approximately since the fall of 2008, and not exactly remember.
All this time you have played a peculiar role for me, but more on that below. Listen to the story, dvuchik, the story of my life. Echoes from childhood, when it all just began. I remember the school building, we are built in a row to repeat some song before the performance. This is a burning sensation in the throat, the hateful pronunciation of the words ... And how will it squeeze the head ... The voice mockingly repeats: "Say what you put in your mouth, say what you put in your mouth !!" I shouted it ten times. After that, the parents in the school, the first trip to the child psychiatrist, many tears. I tried to explain that it was not at my own will that this nonsense was hysterically screaming, but my mother did not perceive me. After that, I did not communicate with people for a long time. Very long.

Transfer, gymnasium, I am standing at the door of the new classroom, behind which a completely unknown team is waiting for me. I go - the guys are smiling, the girls giggle and talk. I sit on the empty seat to the glorious little girl, who smilingly said “hello” ... This day determined all my further stay in this place: the guys helped me to settle in, telling with pleasure how I study here, along with a couple of playful legends about teachers. And we quickly became friends with our partner, as, in principle, with everyone.

6th grade, accompanied home from school, met in the morning, the first trip to the rink in the winter of the same year. And that first, unforgettable kiss, when I felt like a heart beating through a sweater, gently hugging her.

Before the holidays, they organized a school celebration of the New Year. My parents also came: mine and classmates: some of them even dressed up as Santa Claus in order to correspond to the festivities. There were contests, everyone had fun, including me. I ate bananas, forgetting that I often have an upset stomach. I got sick and kind of cost. But as soon as the music changed to a slow one, on the eve of the second dance with a girl in my life, I became quite nervous and gave an impulse to pain in my stomach, along with bananas. I went to the toilet, locked the cabin on the sliding lock, took off my pants ... And the ever-familiar, damned from that first day, the feeling again overtook me: my head squeezed, a slight pain in my right temple pulses, and this voice: “Do you think they don’t worry? ? Do you think they have imagined themselves ?? It seems a normal person can not crap ??? Well, prove to them the opposite !!! Co-co-co-co-co !!!!! ”. With a non-stop clucking, I sat and howled in a closed cabin, my pants were smeared with liquid diarrhea, and the pain did not leave me for a second. I could not stand it. Howling, I reached into my hands for a point, trying to scoop as much shit as possible into my hands. He smeared all the bare patches of skin, first of all the face. The jaw, to all this, cramped, and a piece of shit just glass in the mouth. I scored shit ears, nostrils, pockets of my children's costume. I was gratuitously covered with liquid gravy from head to toe and screaming. Clucking just dodged even louder. I, having collected even more shit in my hands, opened the door and ran into the classroom. I tried to stop with my innocent childish soul, but it was impossible to restrain this vice. I ran into the classroom, all smeared with shit, threw up my hands and screamed, yelled, skinned on the spot, made grimaces. The contents of my hands threw in Santa Claus and my mother. The heart beat with such force that every beat gave impulse to the head. I began to cluck and depict a chicken, the parents took apart their children, and with horror and fear watched the abnormal child. I was terribly frightened inside myself, when the visual images of the rink, its smell, and walks in the fall began. I hatched at her, howled, and rushed. He grabbed her neat head with both hands and began to lick in his sockets with bulging eyes. All in a liquid stinky shit, she screamed and cried, her father clutched at me from behind, but it was in vain, I squeaked demonically and licked her nostrils, filling them with feces.

3 years Kashchenko. Mother quit her job, father didn't talk to me. I read 700 books during this time of various topics. From Freud to the early works of Descartes. From Lermontov to Blok. And this is in its 15 years then.

Again a new school. No contact, no effort in learning. Nobody tried to Chmyriv, as the school is near the house, and in the area they have been serving for a long time about the head of a psychopath who was lying in bed with Kashchenko.

Entered the University. He tried to alienate, but in vain. The guy with whom we became friends did not know me before the institute. Through him a couple of dating, together did the course. And so on until the fourth year. Birthday someone there in a hostel, we get acquainted, both are beautiful. Again, I don’t know anything about me, all the questions about my life I reduced to the fact that I’m not that interesting. Otmazyvalsya so for some time. Finishing study, By that time I was reconciled with my father, and it was time to get acquainted with the parents of the future bride. That's it. Invited to dinner. I dressed well, put myself in order. She lives alone with her mother. HeadAn ethereal dinner, she with a smile asks a young man about whom her daughter speaks so flatteringly. For dinner, there were some kind of pancakes with meat stuffing. Having tried 5 pieces, I felt a rumbling in my stomach. He said that he would go to the toilet, pretended that he drank water from a glass, but kept it in his mouth, as he intended to wash down the coal in a jerk. Went, drank, pinned to shit. Since the stool is located behind the door of the kitchen, it was easy to determine the srachka from the visitor of the toilet. Realizing that the liquid mass of feces was plowing through the guts, I blushed strongly and chilled my ass, in the hope that the jet and sound will be less audible to those sitting in the kitchen. But then I miscalculated. Squeezing the point for more than 3 seconds failed, and from my valve splashed a powerful stream of green jerk with decibels of the most powerful farting. Since I ate my mother's borscht in the morning, it was difficult to estimate the amount of feces. I was dragging nonstop for about 40 seconds. The whole jolt, all my pants, trousers, bottom of my jacket, T-shirt were covered with this terrible diarrhea, and the stench was so strong that I howled from the stench that was tearing my nose. And then went the second inning. Unable to bear it, I shouted strongly and felt the pulse in my head violently beating, squeezing my sides again. I screamed even harder, and without having worn shorts that turned into shit pants, I got up and started beating on the door. An agitated voice came from the kitchen, I continued to shout and stuck my tongue out, putting feces on my cheeks. And then all these years swept before me: it spoke again, my curse: “fucking! LUCK !!! Is she ashamed that the daughter wants to go beyond the slander ?! She probably wants to feel love too !! Well, show her that even the obsranchiki can bestow the old whore with Lamour !!!!!! Ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-Ko !!!!! Screamed, and ran into the kitchen. In the eyes of my girlfriend and her mother, I, through frantic madness, saw animal fear. They bounced off one look at me - a young man 5 minutes ago, in an elegant suit, turned into an animal that was shit, whose shit glittered in the light of a chandelier. "Fuck her in the ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!," ordered the demon. I pounced on an elderly woman, throwing away a girl who would never become my bride, and began to try to copulate through sraky trousers. A month in the monkey house, then hello, dear white walls! I was ordered to arrive there until the end of the days, but since I was about myself, and numerous tests confirmed my mental health, I left this place 9 years later. Of course, you will not believe all this, but I do not remember a single day that I spent there. Just looking at the sunlight, I bloomed again - like a man who came free.

He graduated from college, got a job. Life has brought a very good wife. Three years later, a son was born. My parents were very pleased. Since the work is related to those. network service one desk, had close contact with the Internet. So I went to you, dvuchik. When I'm on you, I feel warm and calm - sometimes just reading the best place on the Internet! But something happened to me again, two hours. The night before last, when I was reading a fairy tale to my little son, I suddenly felt this unbearable pain in my temple, pressure from the sides. And the curse itself again gave its voice: “What, dearie, did you miss my little one ?? Well, I really thought you left me completely, out of love. But I still love you !!! Why don't you show our love to your little boy. Why don't you fuck him ?? Ko-ko-ko-ko-ko !!!!!!! ”I bit my lips down to the blood and ran into the jolt, vomited well and jerked off. Dvach, this curse did not pass, I am still dangerous for loved ones. I spent more than a third of my life in a psycho hospital. What happens to me, it happens comes seizures, I can just say somewhere at the bus stop SHAKING SHIT UP SHIT. I always ran away in such cases, for I was afraid that the orderlies would come again and fuck me. Yes, Anon, I was in the hospital brutally fucked by fagots. They said if I complain to the authorities, they will find and fuck Napoleon. Well, can you fucking imagine such a thing, patched uebki? Yesterday my mother came to me and asked why I was crying. I threw her down and the act of intercourse occurred. Well, what prog to raise the rating on the tori?
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:06:40  188666260
>>188656538 (OP)
С чего вы, дети, ЧСВ вдруг принимаете за свэг
А Слог Кобэйна поколению дал поддержки больше СМИ
За сколько шекелей, ответь, стёр бы с истории Das EFX
Порванный ценник, потому что, сука, это не купить

Мэри на бумаге Raw (йааааа!)
Фагаю Марьяну Ро (ваааау!)
Обморожено лицо, даже УФОлог не помог понять
Что ты за существо (ктаа?)

Кто тебе сказал, что я под лимонадом?
В глазах бэйби, Вэйви в роли мецената
Смело в воду малли, подарил ей радость
Пакость паковала мне больше, чем надо (непорядок)

Ту-ту-туры, будто я Рианна
С гонорара сделал варианты
Это улица, а не веранда -
Доступ общий, хоть и нелегально
В улье жалило, как не бывало
Волной рыбе поломало жабры
Вежливо просили, но молчала
[Куплет 2]
Мама мне сказала, надо меньше кушать Ксана
Косы круассаны, кросы больше их зарплаты
Бёрды из лопатника поют для моих братьев
В салоне полуавтоматы взяли в руки забесплатно
Катим ровно, никого тут сзади нет, е
Набрал Соулу, но не адвокату, (Е!, Прр!)
Фара светит им, но где-то на луне, (Е!)
Бич, как Юлий Цезарь трэп - гуляя вынимает зип

Наш дом ограбили, я понял, что убил бы крадунов
Все эти суки на понятиях только когда выгодно
В моей ладони нарезной, погода — зной, капли в ебло
На худи лого Soulonyou, кусочки мозга в лобовое

[Припев]
Гай Юлий, я, как Гай Юлий
Пак сунул-вынул из неё — хирург улиц
Салют, Базуля, я, как Гай Юлий
Как, как, Гай, я, как Гай Юлий
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:06:57  188666275
08-41-47-154571[...].jpg (21Кб, 446x360)
С чего вы, дети, ЧСВ вдруг принимаете за свэг
А Слог Кобэйна поколению дал поддержки больше СМИ
За сколько шекелей, ответь, стёр бы с истории Das EFX
Порванный ценник, потому что, сука, это не купить

Мэри на бумаге Raw (йааааа!)
Фагаю Марьяну Ро (ваааау!)
Обморожено лицо, даже УФОлог не помог понять
Что ты за существо (ктаа?)

Кто тебе сказал, что я под лимонадом?
В глазах бэйби, Вэйви в роли мецената
Смело в воду малли, подарил ей радость
Пакость паковала мне больше, чем надо (непорядок)

Ту-ту-туры, будто я Рианна
С гонорара сделал варианты
Это улица, а не веранда -
Доступ общий, хоть и нелегально
В улье жалило, как не бывало
Волной рыбе поломало жабры
Вежливо просили, но молчала
[Куплет 2]
Мама мне сказала, надо меньше кушать Ксана
Косы круассаны, кросы больше их зарплаты
Бёрды из лопатника поют для моих братьев
В салоне полуавтоматы взяли в руки забесплатно
Катим ровно, никого тут сзади нет, е
Набрал Соулу, но не адвокату, (Е!, Прр!)
Фара светит им, но где-то на луне, (Е!)
Бич, как Юлий Цезарь трэп - гуляя вынимает зип

Наш дом ограбили, я понял, что убил бы крадунов
Все эти суки на понятиях только когда выгодно
В моей ладони нарезной, погода — зной, капли в ебло
На худи лого Soulonyou, кусочки мозга в лобовое

[Припев]
Гай Юлий, я, как Гай Юлий
Пак сунул-вынул из неё — хирург улиц
Салют, Базуля, я, как Гай Юлий
Как, как, Гай, я, как Гай Юлий
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:07:20  188666299
10-58-29-154572[...].jpg (24Кб, 512x512)
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:09:57  188666477
And have you ever heard of the other world, but what am I asking, of course, you heard. Many people do not believe, they consider all this as nonsense, fiction, a fairy tale of past centuries, because they simply do not need it. They are happy in their lives, but not all ...
No, I cannot say that I am a round loser, a whiner and I have a lot of problems, no, this is not at all the case. But I found a way to escape from reality, from this unjust and rotting in front of the world. Most likely you thought about narcotic substances, no, this is my imagination ... With its help I live in two completely different worlds: in the real and the fictional, or otherworldly. And you know, my own world every day attracts me more than the real one. I am God in it, I feel omnipotent, my possibilities are endless ... It is for me to decide what the weather will be like in my world today, what day of the week or month. Today I can meet a girl who I really like, although in reality she will not even look at me, but in my world ... yes, in my world she likes me. And tomorrow I will unscrew the age-old screw from the rails, move it a little bit and send the entire passenger train to the abyss, yes, and I will not do anything for this! I can plan my suicide in detail, die, rise and understand that I do not need it. In the real world, it is more difficult, for every step, for every action I have to answer to someone. It hurts me to see reality, I feel bad in it ... But then, when I close my eyes and throw all the garbage out of my head, yes, I am again there, in my world, where everyone is happy where I always wait. I do not want to leave from there. When I go to bed, I desperately try not to fall asleep in order to stay there longer, in my cozy place. I am in love with my world, I am pleased to be there, in contrast to reality. It is there that my soul is free from the body, and my heart beats joyfully. And you know, sometimes I want to stay there forever. Excess dose of Dimedrol, a couple of minutes and eternal thoughts ...
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:22:35  188667261
Why when I read something I can understand any word but it's time to write or speak I just....WhAT I dUNno hOw to spEak hmmmmm I'm stupid...
I'm pretty sure there are a lot of mistakes in text but exuse me I'm trying not to using a translator.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:24:24  188667372
I love 2ch it's all you should know about me.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:29:01  188667729
Can we talk about new year 2019? What do expect from it? Do you think it will be good year or not and why?
What about me I absolutely don't have festive mood in a first time in my life it's so sad I wish I could feel something.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:30:28  188667851
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Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:32:14  188667956
>>188667851
Stupid girls I hate you all.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:35:32  188668178
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One of my favorit.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:41:50  188668589
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>>188668178
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 22:45:17  188668779
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>>188668178
>>188668589
Господи у меня слёзы текут. Давно так не проигрывал.
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 23:08:15  188669952
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>>188668779
watch this one
Аноним 26/12/18 Срд 23:09:09  188669984
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>>188669952
>>188668779
Бля не то, с телефона промазал


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