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>>128983467 (OP)Go back to 4chan, white trash.
This faggot bitch ass captcha really gives me shit. It takes me up to ten attempts to pass it. Sometimes 0/6/8, 8 and 3, 1 and 7 are damn hard to tell apart. The google captcha wasn't much better tho
Guess what's the captcha this time. 606042? It's fucking not.
>>128983756It actually is. You dumb faggot.
I wish it gave me the right answer because I really wonder what's in that picture if it's not 606042.
>>128983880I tried that only to get Капча невалидна again
Damn, I'm too lazy to bump this thread the whole evening with this captcha. So let it go
>>128983467 (OP)Noch ein englischer Faden?
Tere, kas sa eesti keelt?
>>128984154What? You gave up so quick?
Why occasionally is somone trying to start conversations in english on 2ch? There is 4ch. If you wanna try your english skills you have much less ignorant public than 2ch has.
Ma vabandan, kas keegi eesti keelt siin?
>>128983945Maybe you've typed your massege too slowly and the captcha has been no longer available.
>>128984669They will disregard me for my bad English
Nowadays, its necessary to learn english. if u want to leave this vary country u should perfectly know english vocabulary.
>>128985022Use American proxy and say that you're Mexican
>>128985022Only if you would do retarded statements.
>>128985073>uThat feel when non native English speaker is trying to be like "hey, take a look at me, I can do this like you"
Dlaczego angielski jest potrzebny kiedy majemy polski?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY6hMICDhrY
>>128985073>vary countryI even have no clue what you meant.
>>128985320Nie wiem i nie mogem pisacz po polsku ale rozumiem bardzo dobrze jestem zapadnym ukrajincem
>>128985511oh, sorry, i meant "worry". Its typical english simplification.
>>128985073>uThe time that you've been saving what are you using for?
>>128985284It was vary funny, homo. Im native american, u know?
>>128985621Для тебя он наверное звучит как какой-то архаичный родной
>>128985823Да, я вообще ничего о польском не знаю, только читал пару раз какие-то диалоги. по написанию видно
Everything in its right place
>>128985753Im hurry, so trying to write fast.
>>128985703No that's not. That shows your illiteracy as well.
>>128985798>Native AmericanCherokee? Or the same redskin shit? You even can't into English.
>>128985992Are you fleeing from somthing?
>>128983655>>128983756I don't got no idea what you be talkin' about.
>>128986349Your english looks pretty good
>>128986125Yes, from my drunk dad.>>128986013Its hurt to hear.>>128986095Yes, i cant into English because im Apache. Those bastars have interfered in our home. We hate them.
>>128985982You might be wrong
>>128986349You are not american. Why are you speeking English?
>>128986349Dat inlgish skilz.
>>128986459Sail To The Moon (Brush The Cobwebs Out Of The Sky.)
Gays, how are u doing?
>>128986452>from my drunk dad.Typical russian weekend. Tell us something new.
>>128986450>>128986544>>128986577Chill, dudes. It was AAVE but I'm pretty good at standard English as well.
>>128986452Apache? Are you fucking Québécois or something? French bastard worse than that drugdialer who fucks my daughter and sells weed to my son
>>128986689Suck my boyfriend's cock.
>>128986586Signs that the sky turns green:1. You can watch but not take part2. There's a gap in between3. The dinosaurs roam the earth4. X marks the place5. You're up in the clouds and can't, can't come down
>>128986689Doing good, bro. I'm a gay
>>128986837Stolen bulshit
>>1289868375 Signs You Shouldn't Reach Out:1. Broken branches tripping you while speaking2. You go walking in HER LANDSCAPE if you know what I mean3. And do it in pitch dark4. Someone's on your shoulder5. A siren sings you to shipwreck
>>128987008I wrote that like a year ago
>>128986825How are you typing then? That should bother you doesn't it?
>>128986837What is song?
>>128987271He cumming.
>>128987250This one is mine too. Have you seen Tips and Tricks by Thom Yorke?>>128987310Where I End And You Begin
>>128987451> This one is mine too. Have you seen Tips and Tricks by Thom Yorke?On MTV, album Kid A?
>>128987627I'm talking about this
>>128987828I'm found that thread.
>>128988016You are not found. I think that you are potato.
>>128988350Yes, I'm.
>>128988016It got some fame on reddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/radiohead/comments/4eq5cv/tips_and_tricks_by_thom_yorkeThere are some good jokes in the comments. The one I like most is picrelated
>>128988350Stupid joke. The Down syndrome is caused by an extra chromosome, not a missing one.
Нахуй вы пытаетесь общаться на корявейшем английском? Вы нихуя полезного с такого общения не извлечёте.Why do you try to converse in ruinglish. You won't get any positive things from that.
>>128988600Either way is caused.
>>128988826>Why do you try to converse in ruinglish. You won't get any positive things from that.With English as bad as this, how do you tell good English from bad English?
>>128989181Wut?
>>128989220С таким хуёвым инглишем как ты отличишь нормальный английский от рунглиша?
>>128989181Better than yours anyway.
che pazani na angliskom govorim?
omg lol u r here after all i thought when u would show and here u r lmao its ok btw not too cool though also i fuck dam capcha
>>128989023https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome>Down syndrome (DS or DNS), also known as trisomy 21, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all, or part of a third copy of chromosome 21I hope your English is good enough to understand this.
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>>128989181well i can't tell good eng from bad one but i sure can tell ur mom is a total slut and u r a piece of crap chao
>>128989473proofs
>>128989779additional chromosome is an advantage didn u know htat u silly retarded as fuck dickhead ?
>>128989905Oh I see you have one.
>>128989813Prove your statement first. dickhead >>128989181
>>128989813> proofs try to sense it with your tonguewatchout its right in ur mouth!
>>128989905Bigger doesn't mean better in this case.
>>128989973im a pretty smart kid u knowi managed to graduate the 6th class last year and it took me only 3 years so get lost now
>>128990150>it took me only 3 years Pretty fast considering you are russian.
>>128990262but i am not
>>128990308Where are you from? i'm presuming you are ukrainian and that is much worse
>>128986544>speeking
>>128990476im from russia but im not russian nor ukranian im a k-pop idol actually im half kroean and half russian u can call me 'my lord' btw
>>128990674>im half kroean u can call me 'my lord' >not even chineseYellow trash please calm down your ambitions.
>>128990910y do u think cheense r even? they r pretty curly u know they shaped like humans as opposed to ur head which is shaped like a dick and dont forget to add 'my lord' to every ur post reffering to me
>>128991199Regarding you i use only "yellow tiny eyeny ape". Sorry.
>>128984892Tere jah mina eesti keeles
Thread is obviously drowning. That shows english level of the local public pretty well.
>>128992774Hello, how are you?
>>128992978Hello i'm fine. I'm trying to pass this fucking daily challenge in Hearthstone. What are you doing?
vy 4to tyt vse pidory?
>>128993188It's english thread piece of bydlo's shit.
>>128993154Glad for you, bro. How is your challenge going?I am listening to music now and going to go to sleep soon coz tomorrow have to go my shitty job lol
>>128993436It's going pretty bad cuz it's yesterday's daily challenge. troll.jpg. What is your job about?
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Everyone is polite at this thread, like a British guys
>>128983467 (OP)Как учить ваш инглаш?
>>128994068http://study-english.info/There you go.
>>128993657I wish you a good luck in achieving it, man!My job is like a shop assistant. Fortunatelly, for a short time period. How about you?
>>128994236Bullshit
>>128994236Как это читать [ əˈtræktɪv ] где найти правила чтения транскрипции? Всегда в детстве этой æ хуеты боялся.
>>128994501So give your advice. Mr.Only one word for a post
>>128994707http://study-english.info/transcription.phpDo you even open the site?
>>128994707Also use english pronouncing in google translator.Also this site is useful too.http://www.thefreedictionary.com/
>>128994387I'm fucking trash who is supported by parents on the mom's neck. Shame on me. But i'm gonna change it as soon as possible.
Bump.
>>128995353I think that you dont have to be shame on yourself, bro. You would have to be shame if you wouldnt like to change it! If you have a goal to be independent from parents, it is great!btw do you already have ideas how to be independent from parents?
>>128994068На ютубе очень много разных видео как от русских, так и от зарубежных ребят.
Rise like a phoenix
>>128996693It's simple. I have to get a job. But it's kinda hard for me couse i'm suffering from lack of confidence. Korzinque style>>128997645>Rise like a phoenix but it's sad that you are fag.
>>128994068by sucking the american dicks.
I feel myself between a rock and a hard place trying to find a polite way to notify the OP that he's mom is a hoe.
>>129003936*hisself-fix
>>129001557>theIncorrect
Living in Tel-Aviv. Nevertheless it's a city with quite noticeably mixed culture, Israelis are having troubles to speak even simple English. I feel myself a king of linguistics surrounded by barbarians.
>>129004256by sucking all the american dicks
>>129004325How do you deal with such shit?
>>129004444I basically don't have to. Generally speaking, I enjoy the way it goes tho
>>128986349shitmonkey, please
>>128983467 (OP)So what's going on in this thread? What are ya'll discussing about?
>>128995353How do you suppose to do it?
>>129005252Grammatically, using "about" with "discuss" is incorrect, as "discuss" is transitive.
>>129004256Why not? Maybe he meant concrete dicks? - Dicks of certain people he going to suck.
>>129005384*are you supposed to
>>129005677*he's goingIt's funny though you used "concrete" pretending to say "certain" since the meaning of the word "concrete" is completely different. Cuntfuck McNugget.
>>129005619You are wrong. Just google that phrase and see how many are use it. E.g.: https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/270899
>>129005739Fuck you.https://www.google.ru/?gws_rd=ssl#newwindow=1&q=how+do+you+suppose
>>129005915>since the meaning of the word "concrete" is completely differentYou have a very limited understanding of words i'd say. Seems like you remember only one meaning from a school vocabulary.
>>129006934You're missing the whole point.Below I quote a sentence from New York Times - Nov. 24, 2006"On average, Keller Fay finds that people discuss about a dozen brands each day"Can we use "discuss about"? No. You are mis-parsing the sentence. Read it this way."On average, Keller Fay finds that people discuss (about a dozen) brands each day"
>>129006166 -> >>129007294
>>129006642Fuck you too. Read the first link in Google search results you provided with, you're mediocre faggot.
>>129006934Concrete and certain mean very different things, although in some circumstances they may both be applied to communicate somewhat similar meanings.Concrete is approximately synonymous with tangible or material; its antonym is usually abstract. An abstract entity has no physical existence, it is a mental construction, an idea; but a concrete entity is, in some sense, present to the senses.
London is a capital of a Great Britan, my English is absoluteli.
>>129007294>You're missing the whole point.No, not me. I gave you the example of the article on the english site, with the usage of that phrase in the headline. And you gave me some not clear on what are based on thoughts.
>>129007620>What do you think?>What do you suppose?>How do you think?>How do you suppose?>You can use any of the above to ask a question, the key word is 'What' and 'How' if you get this wrong the sentence will not sound right. Go be smart somewhere else.
>>129007541>>129009950
>>12900762>Concrete and certain mean very different thingsI trust Oxford dictionary more than you. I'd not use word "very" in that comparison.
>>129007620>>129010184
>english thread
Hi, guys. As you probably know, Abu restored 2chtv. What do u think about channel were we will whatch films in English with English subtitels?
>>129010518where*I'm so sorry
>>129010518Link it please.
>>1290106582chtv.ruThere no English channel right now, but every user can create his own channel. So it's not a problem.
>>129010814We can do this and watch Archer someday.
Hi 2ch, how are you. I wanna learn english, but iam lenivoe huilo. What underwater stone?
>>128983467 (OP)Do you really think you are smart person with excellent language skills? I need to bring back you on the earth, son. You are yobannoye bydlo, huy, gowno, worm-pidor! Poshol nahuy, psina!
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пиндосы вас убивают санкциями а вы на их языке говарите чурки неруские убивать таких надо продались суки
>>129013823why so sirius, keep calm and fuck off
>>129013823SUKA BLYAT POYMAYU WYJEBU NAHUJ
hay gays
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>>129015007fuck off
>>128983467 (OP)e
TRANSLATION CHALLENGE1. Quote a random post2. Translate it as best as you can3. Get pissed on for your hideous Runglish>>129022251
>>129022251How much does anal+blowjob cost?rolling these>>129022293>>129022295>>129022297
>>128983467 (OP)Hi all! Lets speek eglish in this tred. Sankt Peterburg kun here.
>>128983467 (OP)Your mother tended to be a nobbled horde women
>>129022572noble whore
This thread is fucking dead
but like I give a fuck
>>128983467 (OP)Hello my /b/-friends
